Co-written with Chris Williams.
Bitumen, Butane, Diesel and Naptha want a holiday. Somewhere different. They decide on the Faroe Islands, where it’s common knowledge no one can play football; a long weekend is set for a bloody good tear-up.
Crude Bastards is a feature-length script currently available in audio, which I am digitally animating. It is an unflinchingly offensive satire about English football louts abroad.